Who is IOZ? Definitely.

How have I only recently discovered this [person]?  I've been poking through the archives and he/she/it is pretty consistently amazing.

Thank god New York just crammed us into a wheeled soapbox and gave it a quick kick down the gay marriage slippery slope - now passing robot marriage, next stop a TV Show starring a particularly finicky microwave, draped in white muslin.  Once we've gone down that road, marriage to a quasi-fantastical blog persona will seem down right reactionary.